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Twilight Conversation with my Mommy
Mom: “I love Alice and Robert Pattinson’s character. What’s his name again?” Me: “Edward. Mom, it’s Edward. I agree with the Alice part but Jacob is so much better.” Mom: “EWWWWW! I hate that Taylor kid!” Me: “OH MY GOD! MY MOTHER IS A TEAM EDWARD!” Mom: “YES I AM! And don’t you forget it.”
I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what...
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Will smith created everything
500ft: ipeeinpo0ls: The Cat Daddy: The Shuffle: The Single Ladies Dance: The Stanky Leg: The Cyclone: The Dougie: omg. By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr. PERFECT