Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
moshwars: repelo-muggletum: i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me dear god. i’m crying…
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
drowned-elephants-deactivated20 asked: Thank you for always being so sweet and liking the pictures of my face <3